"You can't text message break up"

This has to be my favorite text message conversation of the month

Me: So heres the 411 Liz doesn't' want to go but if you talk pretty to me I'll go.
Sky: Well I only need a ride home, but I still want you to come! Wait- talk pretty or dirty
Me: They both work
Sky: Aww yeah gurl, I wanna tell you how you are wonderful and awesome.... all night long! mmm, you make a guy wanna dance you so hard..
Me: Whoa thats hot. made me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Sky: Ha! I like it



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